Crystal Gayle

Jul 12

Written By Muppet Podcast

Hold on to your neck seams and take a walk down River Road with us to board the ship called the Alpha Centauri…which is also bound for Alpha Centauri. It's very confusing. Let’s hope we don’t run into Dearth Nadir on the way, or any Klingons…or the most feared things in the galaxy, Muppet nipples. Back on Earth, we’ve got a prairie dog glee club (it’s really more of a show choir), bankruptcy barrels, and unexpected Harry Belafonte. (CW: racism, minstrelsy, Al Jolson)

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Bouncing Baby GIFs

Without sound they just look like penguins in a beer hall and that's delightful

Less delightful

Will Scooster

They really know their scales

She's on an actual treadmill but it looks like she's just bouncing like the Muppets

Wait, one of them escaped from prison?

Hold on to your neck seam!

Is the word given, Admiral?

Tear this ship apart until you find those plans

And bring me the colanders, I want them alive!

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

Makeover!

This is not how any of this works

Yoink!

Attend the tale...

WE MUST

Even her windblown ghost hair is so shiny

With Our Very Special Guest Star…Crystal Gale!

Crystal Gayle official site

At The Dance

Miscellaneous Muppeturgy

Ecologists Dig Prairie Dogs, And You Should Too

Urban Dictionary: Dirty Kermit (we’re sorry)

The Question Is...Who Cares?

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Shields & Yarnell

John Denver